9.17.2004 Here's a good idea that I'll never follow-up on, so it only seems fair to surrender it to the internet in the hopes that someone out there might do something with it.
Here's my pitch: the majority of the internet--the majority of the largest collection of information in the history of the world--is pornography. There are more porn sites than there are any other type of website. So while the internet represents the biggest collection of information known to man, it also represents the biggest collection of smut known to man.
Here's my idea: combine the best parts of the internet (smut and trivia) into one convenient website. I call it...LearnPorn, and the idea is that bits of factual information are infused into pornography, thus transforming an otherwise ignorant hedonist into an educated member of society. Here are three examples:
9.7.2004 Does anyone still need a Gmail account? They're giving out invitations at a ridiculous rate now, so I can't even think of anyone who still wants one and I can't imagine that you can still trade them on the internet for money or pictures of pregnant women (<-- actually listed on Gmail Swap).
9.5.2004 Because Neighborhoodies has yet to send Caleb the sweatshirt he so obviously deserves--or even respond to the message we sent them a week ago--I'm posting his video letter to them here, on my website, in the hopes that with your support, sweet sweatshirt justice will soon prevail.
